i am a functionally retarded minority. i have a bleutooth and a baby stroller. if you dont repost this 10 times i will step in front of your car tonight and make a mess of your brakes and/or insurance policy
If I see someone female that looks like they’re a nice person, say from a bus window, I think yeah, they could be the one. Maybe if I talked to them it would go amazingly well and we’d get married and have children and finally life would go well and we’d get a pet iguana and name it Peppy because once we left it on the kitchen table and it knocked over the pepper and we thought it would be a cute and anecdotal name and we’d keep the iguana and grow old together and Peppy would outlive us both because I don’t have inherent knowledge of the lifespan of iguanas. Then the bus drives off and I think well, fuck. There goes the one. And then I see another one.
Thanks to ak47’s java ninja skillz, my Tumblr now functions on crazy high Jedi levels. You can scroll down and the page never stops. Go check out his/her berry berry sneaky code here and add it to yo blizzog.
is there anyway to do this to my dashboard?
this owns. also i want to do it to my dashboard too arghhhhhhh